Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not as often as you'd thinkMostly old ladies upset as their pussy has gone missing/gotten covered in dirt and one I remember fondly who phoned up saying their pussy had been attacked by a dog and is shaking violently in a corner now.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:46,
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