Accidental innuendo
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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reminds
me of my first lads trip to florida a few decades back. My very northern mate Warren wandering into some bar, with us trying to drag him back out. He went straight to the bar, and said very loudly to the quite scary assembled patrons, "can i bum a fag off of anyone?... anyone? rigt scuse me mate, av you got a fag machine? Fags? I need a fag. CAN ANYONE BUM ME A FAG PLEASE?"
I know bum doesnt mean much out there but the sheer look of confusion/hatred on the rednecks faces was something to behold. Crazy merkins.
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:53, Reply)
me of my first lads trip to florida a few decades back. My very northern mate Warren wandering into some bar, with us trying to drag him back out. He went straight to the bar, and said very loudly to the quite scary assembled patrons, "can i bum a fag off of anyone?... anyone? rigt scuse me mate, av you got a fag machine? Fags? I need a fag. CAN ANYONE BUM ME A FAG PLEASE?"
I know bum doesnt mean much out there but the sheer look of confusion/hatred on the rednecks faces was something to behold. Crazy merkins.
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