Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Geography1988. Mr Fosh, our geography teacher is late as usual. We're all discussing something quite mundane. Mr Fosh walks in and hears the back end of the conversation .. "well I've got one that keeps it warm when it pops out". He arched one eyebrow expertly and continued to his desk looking slightly bemused. We didnt understand why he was confused until someone realised... "toasters! we were discussing toasters"
ah happy days. That was funnier in my head.
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I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 15:59,
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