Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In a crowded IT lab at uni...My Irish chum was nipping up the town to hit the record shops. He asked me if I fancied going along, but I told him that I had to finish some stuff off, and then I had to nip to Asda as I was out of food.
"Oh, you couldn't get me a baking potato could you while you're there?" he asked as he headed for the door.
"Aye no probs" I replied.
What definitely wasn't required, was him reaching the door of the lab, turning round to face me, and quite innocently making a circular shape with both hands in his groin area and saying in his heavy Belfast accent "You know how I like 'em - about this big".
I've never laughed so hard in all my life. We still laugh about it 16 years later.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:01, Reply)
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