Life immitating B3ta
As I sit reading this very QOTW, our Office Blonde heads over to the communal biscuit tin sat on my desk, picks up a packet and asks everyone "who wants a jammy ring?"

Already giggling at the answers here, I practically sneezed my tea out, before answering "no, just a biscuit thanks".
It was interesting shade of red she went when it finally clicked and the remainder of the office gave similar replies while laughing...

Bonus: when I was at uni I went through a bit of a car modding phase (dunno why - I had a Citroen AX FFS!) As a semi-joke present, my mates got together and bought me a replacement carbonfiber and chrome gearknob. I thought it was the dog's wossnames and promptly fitted it.

A few days later I was giving a lift to some friends and the girl I was sweet on at the time (and now my ex) "B". She was almost a stereotypical blonde - short, cute, huge (and i mean epic) of chest -I was smitten. But she was the very deninition of ditzy; look it up in the dictionary and there would be a picture of her.

Anywho, we arrived at their place for a few beers and we were talking about said addon, when another friend walks in and "B" says "I saw CaptnJack's nob today - its long with a shiny end!" Now that on it's own might be bad enough, but the friend replies with "I'm not suprised, he's been wanting to put it in you for long enough." Cue one mortified "B" and me not knowing whether to laugh or try to deny it.

Length joke? TODAY? Too easy...
(CaptnJack isn't really called Jack!, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:02, Reply)