Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My rather straight-laced auntalways uses the speakerphone when she calls anyone.
She phoned me one night, many years ago, to enquire after my health. I was very pregnant at the time. I confirmed all was well, and she then enquired if she was interrupting anything.
I couldn't resist. I knew my filthy minded cousin was in the room with her, and could hear every word.
"No, I'm not busy. Just watching George Clooney in ER, lying on the couch, stroking my pussy."
I knew that she would think nothing odd in my watching TV and petting the cat, but I could hear in the background my cousin having hysterics.
I hung up with a naughty smile, picturing him having to explain what was so funny.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:03, 1 reply)
Hahahahahaacriminal genius at work :D
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:10,
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