Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I'm sure I have morebut the only one I can think of is my uncle Sandy, the worlds most hilarious person.
He has a fondness for dexy's midnight runners, and naively attempted to search for one of his favourite songs on his new fangled limewire.
A search for "Come on Eileen" dredged up something more interesting than he had intended, but he's got a collection of porn that would rival Hugh Heffner so he wasn't embarrased to tell us.
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baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:17,
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