Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Where in the world...?PC World... is where my Mum used to work.
She didn't clean her sandwich box out properly after having Tuna sandwiches the day before. As the odour was affecting her enjoyment of the ham sandwich she was eating, she boldy inquired in the staff room:
"Everyone come and have a smell of my box - it stinks of fish!".
It had to be explained to her.
Bloody Welshies.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:19, Reply)
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