Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Just thought of some more!Studying chemistry is amazing:
"Backside attack"
"HOMO"
"Bond cleavage"
and my personal favourite:
"Orange mother liquor"
Also being a violin player I've had years of fingering and G-strings.
EDIT: I forgot ring strain!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:22, 2 replies)
I feel your painas a guitarist I've had years of fingering and g-strings too
it's almost always the g-string that breaks...
maybe I'm too hard on them
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:24,
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I don't find that so muchobviously my G-strings are a bit more hard wearing ;)
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:26, closed)
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