Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My extremely homophobic mate...While sat having a joint with my mate, he uttered an absolute classic.
I went to throw away the end but he took it off me before I let it fly.
“You scruffy cunt!!! There’s fuck all left on it"
"Yeah but, Where I see a red end....."
There was a pause, as if it had been pre scripted, adding to the suspense. I actually thought it would be too good to be true for him to say this but he did (too stoned realise I suppose)
"....I smoke it!!!!"
What made it was the fact that he is really homophobic and the fact that he said it with such pride and honour, like he was some mighty macho man smoking the roach.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:29, Reply)
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