Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The White and Black Should Never Be TogetherOne sunny day I was strolling up the road telling my girlfriend about the game of pool I played last night. 'I played really well and was going to win, but I played a foul on the last shot and so lost the game'.
My girlfriend, not being a font of knowledge on pool didn't understand and so she asked me to explain how I could have lost the game on the final shot. Just as I began explaining, unbenownst to me, a couple was walking down the same side of the road. The gentleman was a large black fellow and his ladyfriend was of the white skinned persuasion. I have no issues with this. However in all innocence this was probably not a good time to say 'I potted the white and black together', could be tenuiously offensive to some militant types I guess. But my girlfriend still didn't understand, so just as the large fella was no more than 2 feet in front of us I said 'No, you can't have the white and black together, they should never be together'.
The stare the bloke gave me was scary as hell.
I don't play that much pool anymore.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:44, Reply)
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