Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Ring piecesI work for a classical music magazine. A while ago, an opera house in Sweden hosted a new production of Wagner's Ring of the Nibelung (of Penetrating Wagner's Ring fame). This was quite a big deal, so one of our contributors in Sweden covered it for us. Now, this guy obviously speaks perfect English, but sometimes he lacks knowledge of British slang. Which is how one of my colleagues ended up receiving an email from him saying:
"Please let me know the date by which you would like to see my Ring piece"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:58, Reply)
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