Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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And another!We were on the Waendel walk (prizes for any of you that have heard of it)and my friends doesn't like the texture of onions but likes the taste of them. We bought hot dogs and she asked me:
"Do you mind if I rub my sausage over your onions?"
That was 3 years ago and it still makes me giggle stupidly every time I remember.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 16:59, 2 replies)
WaendelI did the Waendel walk this year (15km, both days). Do I get a prize now? :)
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 18:53, closed)
Northants yay!I attempted the walk, didnt get past the first pub!
(, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 10:49, closed)
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