Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I just remembered thisSo I’m camping with another girl and a boy. We borrowed a huge, ancient, orange tent from the 70’s, one of those with a brown groundsheet and inbuilt curtains to make “bedrooms”. The curtains have shrunk over the years and resemble handkerchiefs but no matter, we don’t need privacy, we all know each other well and we’re camping. It’s a hot sultry evening and I’m getting changed in my corner of the ancient orange beast. I slip off my top. I unhook my bra and oh, how nice, a cool breeze. Then a voice from nearby – “Those are nice titties!”
Was it a passing perv?
No…
It was my four-year old godson, who was colouring in some kitties, and I’m going deaf.
Worst thing was I shot out of the tent in mortification, forgot I was semi-naked, and his mum, who was pissing herself laughing at what she had just overheard, took one look at me and said "Wow! They ARE nice kitties!"
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:04, 1 reply)
May I be the first?Proof please, either by Gaz or in here.
Ta.
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Duke Of Belmsford has got 99 records, but Jay-Z ain't one, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:52,
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