Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Telling jokes in workMy manager came out with "What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with the light on, but not with a hard on."
Then I popped up from behind my desk, and said, "Oooh, I've got one..."
Took me a couple of minutes to realise why everyone was laughing.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:24, Reply)
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