Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Car number platesUsually car number plates read something like G678 PLK or something similar. Occasionly you see it reversed, so it wouild read KLP 876G (althoug i've not seen one like that for a long time).
Anyway, on with the tale...........
After a hard nights drinking and smoking I hopped on the bus back to my sleepy little village (I was all of 18ish at the time). I hopped off the bus to walk the 30seconds to home and bed. Me and mate saw 2 cars parked at the end of the road. Looking at the cars the number plates read (and this isn't the exact number obviously but the last 3 letters are EXACTLY what we saw) G123 NOB. The car across the road read END 321G
So yup, we saw quite a large nob end in the road :)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:31,
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