Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My Dad used to recount the story of his first wife...She was a well proportioned woman from what I have been told not over weight but would probably be a bit too top heavy to be a tight rope walker...
Anyway, one day they had a sales man round trying to flog them a new line of goods for the local village shop she used to run (think happy shopper stuff) and he was sat in the front room to talk to my dad while she went off to make the tea.
Well, the conversation is all very pleasant between this sales man and my father and there nattering away when in walks violent sorry I mean Violet, crosses her arms and asks at the top of her voice:
"So what do you think of my tits then?"
She was always proud of the amount of birds that flocked to the feeding table out side the front window...
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weekendsession, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:33,
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