Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Dirty toy!Hello
Long time lurker first time poster! Right, this is kind of related to this subject, in other words it's not something I said.
When the first Lord of the Rings came out I was at uni and got all excited in a geeky way about elves, hobbits and the like. Me and my friend both bought some of the action figures. I got a couple of hobbits and a cave dwelling creature, and he bought Boromir and the bad guy who kills him in the film.
We went to the pub on our way home from town to admire our new purchases, and to get a few pints in before going out that night. He unpacked Boromir and was fiddling about with a button he had on his back. Me, being the sensible one picked up the empty and read the instructions for exactly what he was supposed to do (he could move his arms and is head).
The final insturction on the box read something along the lines of "place the Horn of Gondor in Boromir's left hand and completely press the button. His head will turn to meet the rising horn".
Still makes me giggle now!
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 17:39, Reply)
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