Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Down boy!When I was much younger, our family had a large brown and white dog called Hector who would hump anything. His favourite target was the neighbour's dog Meg. One sunny day, Hector had disappeared, and the neighbour was round visitng mum and dad for coffee. I was sent toget Hector, and found him pounding away at Meg, with lots of snarling from him, and eye-popping from her. I tried to part them, but couldn't so ran home to inform my parents and neighbour.
'Mum, dad, I found Hector, and shouted come Hector, come! But he wouldn't!'
The adults fell about laughing, and it took me a further 10 years to realises why...
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ascorbate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 18:08,
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