Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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hahaJust googled it because I remembered that too:
DI Derek Grim: "Just remember Raymond, my arse is on the line and I don't want a cock up."
DI Derek Grim: "'cause you know what'll happen Raymond, don't you - it'll be your cock up - my arse!"
DI Derek Grim: "Just remember Raymond, it's my arse and if you stuff it, I'm going to be very red in the face."
DI Derek Grim: "A fat cat, spinning his web with his tentacles in every pie."
DI Derek Grim: "I've got a tough job Raymond, and I need your cooperation. Now it's pretty urgent, so I won't beat around the proverbial privet. Frankly I'm too busy a man to be cluck-clucking like a decapitated feathered fowl, so I'll get straight to the point. Time waits for no man as the proverb goes, and what I say is, in CID crime waits for no man. So, with that in mind, I shall cut the bovine feces altogether. This is CID work, and in CID, we dispense with niceties, we avoid irrelevance, disregard herrings, red or otherwise, and above all, we do not fanny about!"
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mrlogic is copying your beard, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:02,
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