Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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SighEx GF K's family and elderly neighbour around the table for tea, ex gf was a very keen swimmer.
"So Lord S, will K be impressed with your swimming"
"only if she appreciates doggy style..... paddle, paddle, only if she likes doggy paddle"
Stunned silence, red face, classic.
I smell BS on most of these answers, however, this did happen
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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:06,
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