Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oh yes I had woodAfter carrying some fence posts around in my car during a rare spot of DIYing and not bothering to clean up the splinters they left, I was asked by a girl at work who accepted a lift to the pub one lunchtime whether I had had wood in the back seat of my car at the weekend
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