First post!
Yes!
[All posts made before this will be ignored for the purposes of my sanity]

A quick story:

I work in a furniture factory, in the office.
I was sitting at my desk the other day, happily b3ta-ing away, when a couple of the machine supervisors came in. To avoid using letters, I shall call them Tim and Bob.

Tim: ... Look, I've told you before, you can't just go screwing into my holes. For fucks sake, ask me, and I'll give you as many holes as you want.

Bob: You're never paying attention. I thought if I started screwing, you'd notice soon enough.
And at any rate, your holes were too big, my bit kept slipping.

Kaol: *makes gurgling noises as an entire cup of tea finds its burning way into his lungs*
( Cawl, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:29, 7 replies)

Evening!
I'm just going to cook some dinner, shall be back as soon as I've managed to burn some meat and render vegetables inedible.

I also seem to have about 10 unread messages.

If anyone has sent me a message today, I shall reply to them in order of importance.
If you don't get a reply, you're not worthy of my time.
( Cawl, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:35, closed)

Evenin' Kaol
Evenin' Ancrenne
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:43, closed)

I know, all a bit crazy on here at the moment
Nothing from the vets. I've been glaring at my phone all day for not ringing. What's annoying is I'm sure they said the recruitment lady is going on holiday tomorrow, so fuck knows when I'll find out. GAAAAH
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:47, closed)

Cool, would be easier
race you LOLZWTFBBQFTWOMGZ!!11!!!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:52, closed)