Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Quack quack oopsI went to the doctors the other week and was standing behind some bewildered old boy who was looking for a repeat prescription.
The receptionist was talking in her best really-loud-and-patronising voice and told the old chap (and the rest of the waiting room)
"Don't worry about it Mr Smith, I'll just pull you off here", as she pointed at the prescription printer.
At this, I buckled with laughter, but no-one else even smirked. Silence from everyone else, receptionist gaping, me in tears.
Getting myself under control, I booked in and went and sat down, right opposite a kindly, but frail, old lady.
She looked up from her 4 yr old copy of Heat magazine, gave me a big smile, tutted and said, "Dirty boy".
I call that "vindication".
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:46, Reply)
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