Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Cheshire innuendoA buddy of mine, Ashley, he’s a nice bloke but…
He used to work at one of the swanky halls in Cheshire, serving dinner in one of the restaurants. Anywhoo. One evening, there is a big corporate dinner being held and Ash is serving the dinners. He tried to pass one of the plates of food to one of the guests, but one young lady was sitting there chatting as he tried to do so. I guess he meant to say, “ Excuse me, could you just move forward a little so can pass this to your friend ? “, what he actually said was “ Do you mind if I just come over your head ? “. Ash stands there mortified and goes bright red but the table erupted with laughter...and...apparently, he got a big tip at the end of the evening from the folks at the table. Quality !
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 20:48, 1 reply)
I'll bet he got a big tip indeedfnarr fnarr
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:56, closed)
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