Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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More cherry action...Was on holiday with my best mate and his girlfriends family - straight-laced mum and dad, sister etc. - and on the first night after the welcome cocktails had been drunk, the sister, who I hardly knew, in all honesty and naivety (mores the pity) asks me if "I'd like her cherry?" - Most embarrassing was having to explain this to Mrs. Mum
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 21:41, Reply)
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