Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Oh, and a proper story.My friend, for whom English isn't her first language, but then neither is the other one she speaks (one of those who just falls in the middle of being fluent at both), once had to write an essay about small organisms, where she misspelt the one word every time for 10 pages.
This story requires no punchline.
except that I felt bad about not telling her and stopped her handing it in for mass humiliation. oh well.
(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 22:35, 1 reply)
TestsOnce a friend misspelled tests as testes in a paper.
(, Sat 14 Jun 2008, 1:23, closed)
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