Less inuendo
I was crewing on a boat, really I was an invited guest, but my 'job' was to make sure the boat sailed properly while the rest of them enjoyed an evening gliding on the Severn River and watching the Wednesday Night Races here in Annapolis.

So the boat is owned by a gay friend and little did I know: MOSt of the invited folks on the sail were gay.

So there is this one younger gay guy named, erm, I dont remember his name, we shall call him Roger.

And he apparently was a virgin. So the older queens and the two straight birds on the boat are teasing him saying things like "Roger wont let a man kiss him." and "Roger wont let a man sleep with him."

I was up on the bow, having just set the spinnaker and I turned towards the stern and walking towards them said "You know, you guys are horrible. What you are doing is nothing but Queer Pressure."

The looks on their faces were not happy for what seemed like an eternity. I remember glancing towards the distant seawall thinking: Yeah, I can make that swim, no problem.

So, more of a pun really. But I wanted to make a reference to a gay guy whose name I thought should have been Roger.
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 23:35, 2 replies)

Pfft
Silly boy.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 13 Jun 2008, 2:30, closed)

Could have been worse
They could have been rowing, which would have given loads of scope for "cox" comments.....
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:38, closed)