Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not me but I was there...This one is a little tricky to get the story across without giving away too much info....
A certain office I used to work at, I had a couple of staff under me (wooo innuendo - but thats not the story) and one of the ladies was a terrific person..but shall we say not the sharpest tool in the shed. Another manager had the last name Horn, although he worked in a different area.
A phone call for Mr Horn came in, and the abovementioned none to bright staff member answered the phone. The person making the call asked to speak to Horny...staff member did not know who this was, as she only knew him by first name, so went to the door which led to a large rear area where quite a number of other people worked, and yelled to approximately 20 male staff, 'Hey, who is Horny??'
I have never seen guys clamber over their desks so fast...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:01, Reply)
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