Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I was in a shorthand class a few years ago. About 15 of us, mostly in their early 20s.I was 30-odd and the oldest, most should-know-better-ish in the room, bar the tutor.
We'd just taken down a bit of dictation, using our half-learned squiggles as best we could.
The tutor was going back through the passage (nudge) and making sure we'd all got the right squiggles down.
TUTOR: Did everybody get 'would'?
ME: Christ, Pat, it wasn't that exciting...
Poor ol' Pat was the only one in the room who didn't have a clue what all the laughter was for...
(Oh, and a bonus feature: the top dawg in our local horticultural society seems to see nothing wrong with calling himself Dick Eaton.)
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 0:37,
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Roll callso what happens when the teacher says "Eaton, Dick?"
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