Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Everyyear or two (I can't remember exactly) my school would all troop out on to the playing field, arranged in rows of years, and clamber on to a rickety set of scaffolding to have the school photo taken.
When I was about 14 the photographer was a flouncy arty man of about 45. He spend several minutes organising us, chivvying and shouting, generally getting the set up for the photo correct.
So, 800 immature teenage boys ('twas an all boys school), a photographer, and all waiting for the moment when the picture would be taken. The photographer pulls the lever thing... and nothing happens. He tries again, and nothing happens. We start to fidget.
In exasperation he shouts out: "ABCD School! I can't pull!"
Much hilarity ensu... well... some people laughed.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 3:32, Reply)
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