Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Woo - excellent repost potentialSchool assembly one morning. Usually some ageing god-bothering vicar guy is wheeled in front of us to try and persuade us that "Jesus is Trendy" and "Hey kids, don't be cnuts". Instead (and this is about the time that women were starting to be ordained) a tall, young, redheadded female vicar enters the hall; dogcollar and vicar-robes n'all.
We stand up dutifully as she processes to the lectern and once there she bids us sit.
Her opening gambit? "Well, I bet you've never had a woman up the front before..."
500 teenage boys and not a few members of staff simultaneously wet themselves with laughter which persists for the remainder of her lecture.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 7:21, Reply)
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