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Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"

What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context

(, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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German class
At school I was well known for messing about with toys in class (Nintendo Game & Watch, paper aeroplanes, you name it). German class was the worst - as I was living in Germany at the time, I got bored easily, as I already knew much of what was being taught.

There were only three pupils in the German class (that's public school for you) and one day I was, as usual, messing about with a new toy - this time a variation of the Rubik's cube.

The German master, who was a bit camp to say the least (he shared a flat with the Geography teacher - I'm still not sure to this day if he was gay or not) became very frustrated by the fact that I wasn't paying much attention to him.

Eventually he stormed over to my desk, snatched the toy from me and uttered the immortal line :

"Honestly! If we stripped you naked and stood you on the desk, you'd still find something to play with!"

It took a moment for him to realise exactly what he'd said... I've never seen anyone turn such a lovely shade of crimson as we pissed ourselves laughing...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 8:03, Reply)

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