Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I'm on the train to LondonI got such a thrill when we entered the Box tunnel. Everything went dark for a moment. What a way to come!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:37,
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you are the train to London?hmm, maybe I'll have to ride you there
edit: bah, editing your post makes me look foolish!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:39,
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damnshouldn't have ninja'd it. Sure- hop on and stoke my furnace.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:42,
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*sings*My thinking is derailed
I'm tied up to the tracks
The train of consequences
There ain't no turning back
Yeah!
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Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:45,
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@CHCBso you are asking me to fill your fiery box?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:58,
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^aye, make it hot, really steamy. if I had a submarine you could fill it with seamen.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:01,
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reminds me of a jokewhy are camels called ships of the desert?
because they are full of arab semen
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:03,
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seamenmake you gulp?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:08,
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Yeah...I find Navy blue is an awkward colour to wear, it shows up Seamen far too well...
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Cawl, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:10,
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I work in Box Houseso I overlook that tunnel.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:30,
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