
Freddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
( , Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My parents, 2 aunts and their respective offspring are sitting round the table, conversation flows inbetween mouthfulls of my Mum's delicious Sunday roast.
Then my cousin, unable to finish all of his topside of beef asks...
"Would anyone like some of my meat?"
( , Fri 13 Jun 2008, 9:43, Reply)
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