Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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In a lecture at Uni a few years ago..Where I was studying for A Popular Music and Recording degree.. A very prim and propper female teacher was going through a series of composition techniques in front of our entire year group..she was explaining the importance of tension and release within a song and proceeded to explain in her best-hands folded in her lap position that (and I quote): 'a series of small climaxes over a period of time is much better than one big climax straight away!'-I swear as she said this she specifically eye balled the male members of our year group..
A year on after graduation and I'm still temping in a dull and feckless office job..god bless my stupid Mickey Mouse Music degree yaaaaaaay!!
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:04, Reply)
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