Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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PearoastFrom four years ago, so you've probably long since forgotten about it if indeed you'd ever read it:
I was discussing allergies with a mate recently. I'd been taking antihistamines for hayfever and he commented that he doesn't get affected by it, except when driving by a field of oilseed rape. It wasn't so much the pollen that was the problem he said, more that he just thought the smell was particularly unpleasant.
Cue my response, just as everyone else in the room stopped talking simultaneously:
"Oh, I quite like the smell of rape!"
I had to spend the next few seconds referring to the agricultural crop in a loud voice.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:22,
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Oilseed rape?Rapeseed oil, surely?
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NoOilseed rape is the plant from which rapeseed oil is extracted.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 10:52,
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