Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Not a very long one.A sales rep for our company was on a short trip visiting clients in Northern Ireland. I called him to check his schedule and was told,
"I'm seeing Allison in the morning and hopefully I'll get to Bangor by late afternoon"
Chortle etc.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 11:30, 1 reply)
This was in VizMr Gimlett came out with something along the lines of "I've got to give Mrs Saunders a lift before I head off. Yes, she's going to Oldham and then I'm going to Bangor as fast as I can".
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 10:15, closed)
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