Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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the humiliation.When I was 14, I ran for Captain of the Senior School Choir. All the candidates had to stand in front of the 50-strong student music dweebs and give a speech about why we wanted to be Captain, what music we liked, what other instruments we played etc.
A week prior to this, my father had bought a B3 Hammond organ - his pride and joy. Think of the Doors, A Whiter Shade of Pale, that sound. He couldn't play it very well but he was always mucking about pretending to be Jon Lord.
So, of course, when I was asked by the music teacher in charge of conducting the choir whether I had a musical family, I duly told her and the 50 other 14 - 17 year olds in the room that my father really likes playing around with his organ. Hilarity ensued.
Length... good god that's just really, really wrong.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:00, Reply)
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