Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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A long time ago...I was rehearsing a musical with a band. There were a lot of male musicians, and one beautiful female saxophonist who happened to have a big solo in a song called 'If I Could Just Touch You'. So part way through the rehearsal I called out 'Right, Becky, if I could just touch you'. She stared at me and everyone started to giggle. I pressed on 'Come on Becky, if I could just touch you - you ready?' Cue more giggling. Me: 'Becky, please, if I could just touch you, now, ok?' Her face is now bright red, mouth open, staring at me. Everyone else is pissing themselves.
Suddenly I realised what was going on. 'Becky! The song! It's the song called If I Could Just Touch You. Can we rehearse it now? I didn't mean that I wanted to touch you, not that I wouldn't want to, erm, I mean not just now anyway, erm, not that I would touch you later, erm, not that we're going to meet later, or, erm, oh shit.'
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:00, 1 reply)
AwesomeI have tears in my eyes and people in the office are wondering what I'm giggling at. *Click*
(, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 1:29, closed)
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