Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Barry IslandOn a visit with some uni mates, we decided to get some spades and see if we could dig to China. Of course, this was a ridiculous plan as we were all lazy but we managed to dig down about six foot or so.
A random local came over and declared "Ooh! That's the biggest hole i've ever seen"
...takes one to know one.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:16, Reply)
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