Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Pleasant mouthfeel and a good lengthI've been working in the alcohol business for a few years and have encountered a range of amusing terms along the way. The funniest generally relate to the tasting notes that are created by individuals that have managed to crawl so far up their own arses that they can't conceive the mirth they create. Just a couple of examples, so as not to bore you all:
When describing the taste of an old cognac: "...this mellowness is then intensified by an incredible length in mouth..."
A rare Irish Whiskey is said to have a "Long satisfying finish, with a touch of wood."
Oh, and we used to distribute Black Bush; a Whiskey so good it could be called Dark Minge and I'd still order it.
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Moey, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:17,
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