Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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My friend brought home a "Chicken of the woods" mushroom that he found.I decided to ask for some (it's wonderful stuff, really - it's just like chicken in that it absorbs the flavour of whatever is around it).
"Can you slip me a length?" I enquired.
The room went silent.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:29, Reply)
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