Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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I went to a very small town in the North East of Scotland...... a beautiful place with a slight mistrust of Sassenaks, but as a South of England Girl, I was ok with charming them. one Saturday afternoon after a good morning's walk, my boyf, mate and I end up gasping for a pint in the local tavern.
Inside there is a guy who looked just like Billy Connelly, dressed in Kilt, jacket - the whole kit-and-caboodle. So I wandered up to him and said, "Wow, you look great, is it your family tartan?".
To which is replied (in a very drunken state), "Aye, I'm a Farquhar"...
"I BET YOU ARE!"
I just couldn't help it...
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 12:43, Reply)
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