Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Spotted in 'The Sun' todayBut townsfolk said the downpour was a GOOD omen, quoting a traditional local saying that claims: “Sposa bagnata, sposa fortunata” — meaning “a wet bride is a lucky bride”.
I thought it would be a lucky husband who has a wet bride :)
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:02,
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