Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Just a quicky...In the short meeting I just had to endure, the table was festooned with assorted odds and sods, among which were decorations of the type one may embellish the wrapping on Christmas presents.
Desperately seeking distraction from the ennui that surrounded me, I fiddled mindlessly with one of the aforementioned trinkets, examining the intricate knots, exploring the poorly crafted decoration and, eventually, reading the instructions on the reverse.
It's not often a meeting is brought to an abrupt silence as one of the participants emits a loud snort that he's completely unwilling to explain. But then it's not often that one finds them self unexpectedly reading the sentence "press firmly to package".
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Moey, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 13:21,
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