Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Repeat OffenderThis bloke had some serious form. I'm sure the berk on one prog had to talk to someone who trained guide dogs. The two lovely labradors were enjoying bounding around out of camera shot, and the trainer was beginning to get annoyed at their unwillingness to come back to heel when called.
The delightful Simon said
"They're not taking a blind bit of notice!"
The best bit was that his voice tailed off after the word "blind", as his walnut-sized brain finally caught up with his runaway gob.
Twat.
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