Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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The joys of forklift drivingIn the warehouse where I work we have some stock that is stacked in columns on the floor and some which is stacked in racking. One incident that springs to mind was when I was driving my forklift truck throught the racking area when a female colleague was stood with a pallet truck and needed some stock dropped down. I obliged and then turned a corner and had a time wasting chat with a mate of mine.
Skip forward 2 minutes to the point where she comes around the corner and says the immortal line, 'can I have just one more drop, please?'.
Cue hysterical fits of chuckles, guffaws and tears.
(, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:08, Reply)
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