Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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When working late in the US of Awe used to ring security from random phones. The security guard would pick up the phone and say "Hello, X speaking, Protective Services".
To which I'd say "Is that really Protective Services".
To which he'd reply "Yes Sir, it really is".
We screamed with laughter as we said "In that case, would you grease my trojan." and hung up.
Happy days.
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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:09,
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fucking hellI sincerely hope you are an 8-year old girl, for your sake.
If not, have a bit of a look at yourself, there's a love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:20,
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ShhhhhTry not to speak, there's a poppet x
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:43,
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