Accidental innuendoFreddy Woo writes, "A woman I used to work with once walked into a car workshop to get her windscreen replaced, and uttered the immortal line, "Have you seen the size of my crack?"
What innuendos have you accidentally walked into? Are you a 1970s Carry On film character?
Extra points for the inappropriateness of the context
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chthonic, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 12:05)
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Only last nightat a work party, me and my workmates were making the most of the free food. Some nachos and chilli were brought out and we all helped ourselves. Julian (for that really *is* his name), who also happens to be gay and a little bit camp, managed to get a nacho that was absolutely loaded with chili. One of the girls asked him "How come you always manage to get so much?", to which he replied, in all innocence...
"I always take them from the bottom"
I almost choked to death laughing.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 14:13,
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I know a ghey bloke called JulianIs yours french?
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No, my 'one' was home grown here in EnglandHe is a saucy devil. After a few shandies, he tries it on with all the boys... married, single, whatever. I've had to beat him off (hoo hoo!) several times.
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chart cat has an itch, Fri 13 Jun 2008, 17:13,
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